Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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