just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
