Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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