His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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