The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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