Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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