I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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