I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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