she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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