Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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