I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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