You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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