You can't special order awesome
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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