do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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