btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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