i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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