dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
