shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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