We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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