How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
pray to the hookup gods
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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