dude i'm inner monologue high
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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