You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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