I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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