Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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