trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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