Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
