Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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