Whod you bang
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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