i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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