I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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