I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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