Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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