Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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