id be glad to
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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