My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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