Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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