I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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