you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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