thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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