she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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