i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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birth control should be required to get into college
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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