let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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