your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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