doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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