Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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