i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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