are you still at the devil's house?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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