I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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