we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Randomize
