He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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