I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize