I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My vagina just clenched in fear
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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