I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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