let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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